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  Anionted mom says Jehovah may ask her to kill all her family!!

  by Witness 007 in

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  yes my holy anionted mom who has cancer is concerned that the loving god jehovah may ask her in heaven to destroy here non believer family including her 5 year old grandchild during armagedon....how messed up are these crazy people!!?

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  Witness 007

  Yes my holy anionted mom who has cancer is concerned that the loving God Jehovah may ask her in heaven to destroy here non believer family including her 5 year old Grandchild during armagedon....how messed up are these crazy people!!??
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  The J.W fishpond of marriage mates! How many of us married a idiot!! No choice.

  by Witness 007 in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  what a horror.

  instead of there being "more fish in the sea" our marriage mates came from the small and crapy witness pond.

  anyone got burned by going with mr or mrs you will have to do?

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  Witness 007

  I married someone who's personality was completly oppisite to mine. But she was pretty and I was in a small ethnic congregation in Australia. There were no prospects and 20 years later many of my 40 year old Witness friends are still looking for someone even hopping congs any chance they get. What a sad group of losers we are. For me every day is hard.
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  Dating J.W small fishpond compared to ocean....who married a loser because of this???

  by Witness 007 in

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  so your a witness and want to get married or jehovah forbid remarried.

  welcome to the pond of losers you can chose from!!!

  who struck out in the marriage department..

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  So your a Witness and want to get married or Jehovah forbid remarried. Welcome to the pond of losers you can chose from!!! Who struck out in the marriage department.
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  The J.W fishpond of marriage mates! How many of us married a idiot!! No choice.

  by Witness 007 in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  what a horror.

  instead of there being "more fish in the sea" our marriage mates came from the small and crapy witness pond.

  anyone got burned by going with mr or mrs you will have to do?

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  What a horror. Instead of there being "more fish in the SEA" our marriage mates came from the small and crapy Witness pond. Anyone got burned by going with Mr or Mrs you will have to do?
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  'Strange' Australian Melbourne Baptisms

  by darkspilver in

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  2. friends

  not seen this before, or at least haven't registered it before.

  maybe it's just a traditional style?.

  i mean it's basically a glorified cattle trough?

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  I was the 299th person in line for the slightly brown holy water and the 80 year old before me peed herself out of excitement. I cried and showered for 1 hour.....the horror!!

  Kidding.
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  Caption This Photo From The May 2016 WT

  by JW_Rogue in

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  her: "i'm really going enjoy talking to young billy about his masturbation problem".

  him: "yes, we don't him to turn out out gay, we want him to have a happy marriage filled with hours and hours of reading propaganda together.

  even the stuff that is in no way applicable to our lives.

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  Wife- "Says nothing about Pedofiles....looks like your in the clear honey."
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  How to argue with a JW who says the org never said the end in 75

  by dogon in

  1. watchtower
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  i have argued with several jws who are now being trained to deny the org ever said the end in 75, what is your approach?.

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  Yearbook 1980 had the governing body letter apology for THE FIRST TIME EVER regarding 1975. Publisher figures had dropped by 200,000.
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  Chrome or Edge Browser? Which is Better?

  by KateWild in

  1. forum
  2. tech-support

  so i finally am on windows 10. my computer kept asking me and i kept refusing, but then it went to a countdown and before i had a chance to stop it, it was updating, and i couldn't use my laptop for the full 1000 year reign of jesus christ.. when i finally could use it, i had a problem opening chrome with all my favourite apps or pages stored.

  sometimes i have to open edge for for chrome to open.

  but i have had a little go a edge.. edge has a different search engine to google, anyone know what it is?

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  Witness 007

  Funny I just installed Chrome on my laptop yesterday as my net was slow and i was losing business. It is 30-40% more efficient now. Very impressive.
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  i'm leaving this site forever

  by stan livedeath in

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  as the title says--i'm out of here for good.. the site is full of atheists, communists, 7th day adventists, creationists, believers, deceivers, receivers, football supporters,.

  dodgy types, cantleave---and assorted wankers.. so no place for me--because i'm none of the above so dont fit in.

  so--this is goodbye forever my friends--its been almost average knowing you.

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  Witness 007

  Oh man so you know I always thought you were one of our main wankers ...what will we do without our messiah! 😉
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  Finally "they" have reinstated me! that was easy!!!

  by Prometheus in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  it was rather quick one.

  in just few months and after attending all of their meetings and giving them a nice show, i'm back to the org!!!

  (what a relief-sarcastic laugh) .

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  Witness 007

  This type of story makes us apostates cry!!! Our blackmagic and upside down crosses have failed.